Posted at 11:20 AM Jan 07, 2009
By Kenny Herzog
Since the fine folks at TMZ have nothing better to do than spy on mismatched celebrities canoodling together, and since NCDSUV has everything better to do than play voyeur on their findings but opts for lethargy, we thought we'd put in our two cents about
Nicollette Sheridan and David Spade. You see, apparently, the puzzling pair were spotted dining last night, after allegedly hooking up back in November, which of course came in the wake of Sheridan ditching adult-contempo super-stud Michael Bolton.
Now, do us a favor and read that again. Michael. Bolton. Being that mystified as to why she'd make the supposed step down from Mr. Sensitive to Mr. Sarcastic would be like feigning utter shock at Sheridan leaving a relationship with Kenny G for recent
Awesome Celebrity Birthday honoree Kenny Loggins. Or in other words, it's a relatively lateral move.
Speaking of which, you seen this
Desperate Housewife's lats lately? Daaaaamn! Someone's trying to make sure she comes out on the right side of the PR battle of her breakup.
Posted at 12:04 PM Oct 17, 2008
By Kenny Herzog
I know we, the celeb-scouring media, generally have a quick turnaround between respectful mourning and resumption of gossip pursuance. But I am the only one who's a bit creeped out by the giddy conjecture swirling around rumors of Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze making bedfellows?
Wasn't it a mere several months ago that Williams was quietly, respectfully, tapdanced around as the mother of Heath Ledger's children? Shouldn't the statute of limitations on tabloid reinfiltration of such a person's life be at least comparable to consumer-product warranties?
Sure, the Brokeback Mountain star may be visibly cuddly with the Being John Malkovich auteur, but she wasn't together with Heath at the time of his passing to begin with, and moreover, Williams and Jonze just strike me as a particularly unsexy pairing for mainstream paparazzi sleaze to focus their lenses on.
Well, it will likewise only be a matter of weeks before we start hearing stories about Travis Barker and DJ AM's canoodling, or who Bernie Mac's widow was spotted swapping saliva with on Rodeo Drive, so I shouldn't be so naive. And then again, I do love me some canoodling.
