Sarah Jessica Parker Spurred By Broderick... Yeah, That Makes Sense
Posted at 11:00 AM Jan 14, 2009
By Kenny Herzog
OK, am I the only one who read the gossip from Star magazine about Matthew Broderick supposedly sleeping around behind Sarah Jessica Parker's back and thought, "Really, but wasn't Ferris Bueller her Broadway beard?"
I mean, not to be crass, reductive, insensitive or anything else that may as well comprise the story tags for our archives, but the notion of SJP (incidentally the original acronym for Stone Temple Pilots when they first christened themselves Stone Jessica Pilots) seeking respite in a separate home because of her husband's philandering seems, at the very least, a bit backwards.
Then again, the Sex And The City starlet does kind of resemble a cross between Ruth Buzzi and post-Kabbalah-era Madonna, so I could kind of see why Matty boy would make a run for less pruneish pastures, regardless of their what they're packing between the thighs.
Comments
It certainly makes sense. She was never, ever hot, and looking exactly like what Peter Griffen said she looks like: a foot. He probably could still play Ferris Bueller in his late 20s, and probably gets young, smoothly skinned chicks in their early 20s, regardless of his participation in the American "Godzilla" remake.
Posted 01/14/2009 at 11:52:06 AMDamnit, I was trying to pun off one of his lesser films in my kicker and couldn't come up with a good one. Well, there's always time for second chances:
Then again, the Sex And The City starlet does kind of resemble a cross between Ruth Buzzi and post-Kabbalah-era Madonna, so I could kind of see why Matty boy would make like Godzilla and stomp toward less pruneish pastures, regardless of their what they're packing between the thighs.
Thanks lou-bert
Posted 01/14/2009 at 01:42:30 PM