Madonna Wins Custody Battle, Will Suck Kids' Life Force

Posted by Kenneth Herzog at 11:40 AM Jan 30, 2009

By Kenny Herzog


Guy Ritchie may have made out like a cockney-accented pulp-movie bandit during he and Madonna's divorce settlement. But she's heading back to the States with their two little tots, Rocco and David.

Or at least that's the word on the street. But it's been raining all morning and the sidewalk-chalk isn't really legible anymore, so who knows.

But presuming this information is accurate, one hopes Ritchie will be making occasional custody visits to ensure the safety of their tiny innocents. Because although it's a little known fact, Madge maintains her tightly wired figure and muscularity by draining the life's blood out of cute young boys in a scared Kabbalah ritual.

What do you think explains her relationship with Justin Timberlake?


unname said:

BS is a ~~~how to say nice woman.she is wonderful in music.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club mixedmate.c0m. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...

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