Phew, Lindsay Lohan And Her Dad Have Called Off Their Beef

Posted at 2:05 PM Dec 29, 2008

By Kenny Herzog



In the midst of people clamoring to shower their relatives with menial gifts, and the news of tragic holiday-season stories like the awful family shooting in Covina, California, Michael Lohan finally put our preeminent New Year's concern to rest: He and daughter Lindsay Lohan have called a truce.

On his woefully designed website, the pop-culture-princess' perpetually misbehaving papa doesn't say what was discussed what the truce had to say when it answered on the other line, but oh I'm sure they had much to catch up on. (Pardon the knock-knock-level humor. Too much Marx Brothers watching this Hanukkah.)

The Long Island Lolita breeder does, however, acknowledge (in MS-DOS worthy giganto-font) that as it relates to his relationship with the future Mrs. Sam Ronson, "There is a truce between Lindsay and I, so please stop adding any fuel to the fire. I respectfully ask that all sources, so called friends and mouthpieces refrain from any more comments or suggestions on her blog."

Or at least that's what some guy named "Admin" posted on his site. But regardless, breathe easy and may you finally light your Christmas trees in piece armed with this heartwarming update from a guy who makes Kevin Federline look like father of the decade.