Oh Yeah, and Britney Spears Turned 27 And Released 'Circus'
Posted at 11:30 AM Dec 02, 2008
By Kenny HerzogListen, you can make whatever argument you want, but we're not budging: Britney Spears' birthday isn't awesome by NCDSUV standards on the same level as Def Leppard bassist Rick Savage's.
However, the lolita pop tart-turned-pitiful trainwreck-cum-triumphantly resurrected poptart/trainwreck is the only celebrity that could somehow celebrate getting one year older during the same three-day span as releasing her new record, Circus, and airing her 90-minute MTV documentary, For The Record. Somehow, the walking marketing magnate has even managed to incorporate the day she fell out of her mother's vaginal canal into her promotional cavalcade.
Kind of amazing to imagine the last time an event as mundane as compounded bile being birthed from her anus was experienced without opportunistic eyes. Or paparazzi lenses.
Well, whatever the case, Ms. Spears, here's to a decade-plus before you even reach nutball du jour Mariah Carey's cuckoo years on this earth, and the subsequent guarantee of many more hypnotic psychological episodes to come.
Stay tuned tomorrow for a prophetic list of where Britney's career will be (and what level of crazy she'll have ascertained) on her next several birthdays.
