No More Berping And Farting: Brandi M., 'Charm School' Queen Supreme

Posted at 10:32 AM Dec 22, 2008

By Kenny Herzog



It turns out the day the earth stood still was actually last night, as the country put aside their economic woes and and tuned into VH1's Rock Of Love Charm School finale. And as you either know by now, or are cursing me for revealing before your DVR warmed up, Brandi M. (she of the C-porn facial photos resume (NSFW)) beat out fellow finalist Destiney (she of the former pole-dancing past) and received her diploma from Sharon Osbourne.

Both girls gave one last bravura performance, dredging up a few last tears from their depleted glands, with Brandi M. apparently getting the nod for dispensing of her "berping and farting" tendencies" and dramatically shredding her speech in favor of impromptu emotional outpouring. Of course, her competitor wasn't even reading from a prepared scrap of paper in the first place, but it looks like for this scintillating, unforgettable season (you get the feeling they filmed Rock Of Love Bus just to propel another season of Charm School, no?), it was Brandi M.'s... Destiney.

Eh, Eh? OK, forget it.