Holy Slow News Day, Batman: Matt Dillon Caught Speeding

Posted at 11:12 AM Dec 31, 2008

By Kenny Herzog



I'm not sure what's funnier. That Matt Dillon was really in such a hurry to get anywhere of significance, that it's such a slow news day that this item made the top of most entertainment headlines, or that one website tried to provide their post with extra weight by leading off with the line, "Vermont police arrested Oscar nominee Matt Dillon for speeding overnight."

You'd think they were trying to lend gravitas to the marketing campaign for an indie film. Anyway, looks like the brother of Entourage star Kevin Dillon (ouch!) went... Over The Edge, as he was caught going a tidy 106 mph. Although he wasn't drunk, and his mugshot actually makes him look better than usual.

Hopefully the pace of celebrity misdoings will pick up its pace in the upcoming 24 hours of partying, eh?