Hilarious Cable Info-Bar Description Of The Day: 'Sexual Retreat 2'

Posted at 10:10 AM Dec 11, 2008

By Kenny Herzog



Welcome back to one of NSCDUV's most beloved daily features, which takes aim at the most confounding, misleading or abruptly hysterical info-bar synopses of the day's cable programming.

And while yesterday saw Weekend At Bernie's get re-imagined as House Party-meets-Trading Places, today we take a long overdue soul-journ into the soft, sensitive curves of late-night cable porn. 

Today's entry is:

Sexual Retreat 2
The Actual Story: Full disclosure: I've actually seen this one. And it's kind of like that MTV Show The X Effect, if the cameras didn't cut away from all the fucking and shit.
Cable-Info Bar Synopsis: "Beautiful women enjoy the comfort of others."
What Their Description Would Have You Believe: That despite the seeming transparency of its title, Sexual Retreat 2 (or as I like to call it, Sexual Retreat 2: The New Snatch) would be better christened Sensual Retreat, as it documents the story of two gorgeous women who are tired of frivolous flings and aspire for a higher connection with true soulmates. And comfort, Oh, sweet comfort.

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