Heidi And Spencer Are Ready To Reproduce
Posted at 3:05 PM Dec 02, 2008
By Kenny HerzogYes, that's right folks, we're staying on the beat of all the breaking news regarding Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's supposedly legit nuptials. Because here at NCDSUV, we know what really matters to the American public (or at least that's what our page views tell us).
And while they were conspicuously strolling through LAX, with Heidi dressed to the nines and a TMZ crew ready and waiting for their arrival (imagine the douche chills invoked from the constant phone calls between the stalkerazzi website and that couple's PR reps... e-gads), Spencer confirmed that having little Hollywood demon spawn is the next step in their plan to take over the universe (the one after that being a suspicious roofie in Barack Obama's "World's Greatest Audio-Book Orator" mug).
And given the celebrity rite of passage of naming your child something indulgently outrageous, as if to cast a self-fulfilling prohecy of creative good fortune upon them, one can only imagine what their little bundles of botox will be christened. Feel free to e-mail your suggestions to nudecelebritydeathsuv@gmail.com, and we'd be happy as a Hills marathon in heat to publish the most elite offerings.
Oh, and watch the above clip and try not to vomit up your late-day office snack.
