Awesome Celebrity Birthday Of The Day: Heidi Fleiss
Posted at 10:40 AM Dec 30, 2008
By Kenny HerzogWelcome to one of NCDSUV's favorite daily features, where we acknowledge another turn of the calendar for a member of Hollywood land, even if it's a celebrity who often goes overlooked by the rest of the blogosphere, and regardless of whether we have a huge affinity for their body of work.
Yesterday, we breathed a sigh of relief over the candles that Marianne Faithful was even still alive and rasping, and today we say happy 43rd to a woman who had at least that many high-profile clients for her Hollywood prostitution ring.
Heidi Fleiss
Age: 43
Why She's Sort Of Awesome: Consider her the female Scarface, if the Cuban immigrant was an American-bred, Jewish, vegetarian purveyor of modern-day prostitution, did time behind bars for getting celebs laid, and sent actor-cum-scumbag/ex-boyfriend Tom Sizemore to the slammer for domestic violence.
Most Likely Celebrity Status 20 Birthdays From Now: Well, given her failed brothel and critically panned documentary, the future for Fleiss' legitimate business opportunities looks about as bright as the actors namechecked in her little black book. Hence her early 2028 arrest for the illegal distribution of fetish porn tapes involving her menopausal defilement of runaway high school sophomores.
All Apologies To: Sandy Koufax, Tiger Woods, Juliane Moore, Tracy Ullman, Matt Lauer, Meredith Vieira, Patti Smith, Davy Jones, Bo Diddley, Kerry Collins, Tyrese Gibson, Eliza Dushku
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