Just Because: The N.W.A. Expletive Album

Posted at 4:30 PM Nov 10, 2008

By Kenny Herzog

Beginning with today's clip, NCDSUV will occasionally broadcast a feature known as "Just Because," highlighting something inane, obscurely amazing or just plain jaw-dropping from the outlines of pop culture and viral content.

These differ from, say, insanely retarded local ads, or eccentric YouTube karaoke performers, which can be grouped into their own self-referencing regular spotlights. Nor do they need to be burdened by standards of timeliness or having been as-yet-unearthd.

They are the standalone wonders of the cybersphere that made us all get a computer in the first place, and occasionally need to be inserted into a day of normal online programming. Just because.

So today, enjoy this little conceptual statement, courtesy of an N.W.A. fan with the mashup prowess of Girl Talk but an even giddier subversive streak. It's the entirety of the gangsta rap pioneers' Straight Outta Compton, except with all non-profane moments edited out. And while you can argue the artistic merits of the landmark hip-hop opus, there's no denying Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, MC Ren and Eazy-E's prodigious propensity for spewing epithets.

So enjoy this clip for its artificially jaw-dropping relentlessness, intermittent moments of unintended hilarity, oddly pointed synopsis of the album's iconic menace and, well, just because.

Feel free to e-mail any stupendous Just Because ideas to nudecelebritydeathsuv@gmail.com. We will make sure to credit you and offer you millions of dollars in Arabian riches.