Awesome Celebrity Birthday Of The Day: Aurora Snow

Posted at 10:40 AM Nov 26, 2008

By Kenny Herzog



Welcome to NCDSUV's newest daily feature, where we acknowledge another turn of the calendar for a member of Hollywood land, even if it's a celebrity who often goes overlooked by the rest of the blogosphere, and regardless of whether we have a huge affinity for their body of work.

Yesterday, we showed our Khan-do spirit by honoring Fantasy Island midget-wrangler Ricardo Montalban, and today we exhale our breath over the candles for someone who would probably rather inhale our phallus. 


Today's Awesome Celebrity Birthday Belongs To:

Aurora Snow
Age: 27
Why She's Sort Of Awesome: A recent superstar in the pornography pantheon, Snow actually gets some feminist kudos for keeping her diminuitive set of tatas, making her a commendable minority in a world bedecked by bulbous fake breasts.  
Most Likely Celebrity Status 20 Birthdays From Now:  Does this one really need to be spelled out?  In an era where your entire catalog is spread virally (not to mention your battery of STDs) over the Internet from the moment you step un front of a fake audition video, it's highly unlikely the public can look past your penetrating pedigree and allow for a Jenna Jameson-like mainstreaming. So look for Aurora to host a program a la Marilyn Chambers' Naughty Fairy Tales, while teaching younger porn stars about the perils of self-performed sexual colonoscopies. 
All Apologies To: Tina Turner, Peter Facinelli, Ivory, Shawn Kemp

Click here for the Awesome Celebrity Birthday archive.