Posted at 1:15 PM Oct 08, 2008
By Kenny Herzog
By now we've all offered our two cents (more like 69 cents, eh? eh?) about Sarah Palin being hatefully fuckable. But what finally dawned on me during last night's debates was the powerful sexuality exuded by Michelle Obama.
It's like she has the rugged, intelligent, all-business maturity of my beloved Hannah Storm, with the visceral hormonal magnetism of Pam Grier. And, upon further observation, has an almost elegantly beautiful face.
So, while I've drawn fairly clear lines as to which presidential candidate I'll be voting for in a few weeks, I've made an even more important partisan decision this fall. If I'm going to have a strange, MILF-y compulsion toward a female that's crucial to the race, I may as well opt for the one who's value system and personal vernacular wouldn't have me bleaching my soul after a one-night tryst.