Insanely Retarded Local Ad Of The Month

Posted at 3:45 PM Oct 27, 2008

By Kenny Herzog

Looks like this might have to become at least a bi-weekly feature after all. Tough to say whether the gentlemen in this latest spot can grab the mantle of low-budget hilarity from the nefarious jewelry refiner in the Cash 4 Gold campaign.

Now, we've made all concessions of late to the suckitude of corny white people on TV, and usually if they have one market cornered, it's crappy rap songs to sell products.

But dear god, the fine folks at New York's Qwik Lube auto-repair shop come frightfully close to commandeering that particular honor. So enjoy the rhythmic dysfunction and weirdly stilted beat that evokes a rattling radiator. And go check your coolant.

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