Anne Hathaway Sucks

Posted at 2:50 PM Oct 03, 2008

By Kenny Herzog

Oh, Ms. Hathaway, you grabbed us by both our heartstrings and our erections as your endless smile segued from teenybopper fare like The Princess Diaries to mature, complex roles in Brokeback Mountain and cult fave, "white girls hang in the hood" cautionary drama Havoc.

But since that halcyon time, you've dated one of the decade's most notorious douchebags and begun to carry yourself in public and with the media like someone who's believing their own hype as future Hollywood royalty. Suddenly, that adorably pasty skin and paradoxcially bright red smile have gone from humbly perky to precocious and Machiavellian. It's as if your own personal celebrity arc has reflected your character's from Devil Wears Prada (one of your many transgressions, by the way).

While I shall reserve absolute judgment until I see this much-ballyhooed performance in Rachel Getting Married, I must say that, for the time being, you sort of suck.

Then again, she's at least forever left us with this memorable piece of (very NSFW) celluloid: