Wait … what? Lindsay Lohan is refraining from exposing her breasts? After being offered $700,000 to do so in what would surely have been a totally classy eight-page spread in Playboy's 55th anniversary issue? After all, she repeatedly exposed her (NSFW) firecrotch to the public via the 'bloids (for free!) and then put her bod on display for (likewise, NSFW) New York Magazine (more than likely for free), so it's kind of strange that the Mean Girl is suddenly withholding the goods (for a paycheck!).

I'm pinning the sudden attack of prudishness on girlfriend Samantha Ronson's sobering influence.

Since hooking up with Samantha, Lindsay's time, previously dedicated to inhaling as many illicit substances as possible at caliginous night clubs, driving poorly after exiting said nightclubs and then calling in "sick" to work, is now spent embracing quiet, romantic dinners with Sam, showing up on time to work, even (gasp!) learning her lines to upcoming flick Labor Pains and earning the respect of her co-workers.

The decision to spurn another raunchy show-all signals Lindsay's comeback to sanity, if not her career comeback. And she wouldn't be the first wild child to be tamed by love. (See: Joel Madden's influence on suddenly suburban Nicole Richie and Jordan Bratman's influence on newly nun-like Xtina Aguilera.)

Hopefully Sam hasn't completely tamed Lindsay's wild ways. I don't think we're quite ready to see LiLo sporting a baby bump and shopping for a sweet little McManse for three in Beverly Hills.