Least Anticipated Porn DVD Ever: Verne Troyer, All Yours For $9.95

Posted at 5:00 PM Sep 08, 2008

By Kenny Herzog

This is one NCDSUV feature not destined for recurring status. I think we've more or less hit the nadir (or zenith, depending on how you view it) on this particular topic. But alas, the Verne Troyer sex tape all of us hovered over with our cursors countless times, daring ourselves to watch, is now available in full (or as full a vertically challenged man's sexual wealth can get) for $9.95 at this website.

Now, we're not ones to tell you how to spend your money, or your one lifetime pass at watching midget porn without feeling like a weirdo, but with holiday season and subsequent budget-crunching fast-approaching, may we suggest you instead spend your hard earned 10-spot on one of these?