Hilarious Cable Info-Bar Description Of The Day

Posted at 2:00 PM Sep 11, 2008

By Kenny Herzog

Last week, NCDSUV debuted its newest daily feature, which takes aim at the most confounding, misleading or abruptly hysterical info-bar synopses of the day's cable programming. And while yesterday saw The O'Reilly Factor get recast as an objective and engaging platform for important newsmakers, today we turn to one of Christopher Guest's beloved off-kilter comedies.

Today's entry is:

Best In Show
The Actual Story: Arguably the finest in Christopher Guest's mockumentary satires, Best In Show follows a redneck, two neurotics, a gay May-December gay couple, two lesbians, and a toothy nerd and his once-promiscuous wife as they strive for first place at the Westminster Kennel Club's annual Dog Show.
Cable Info-Bar Synopsis: "The fur flies at a prestigious Philadelphia dog show."
What Their Description Would Have You Believe: That Best In Show is an underground beastiality porn in which the Westminster Kennel Club hosts illegal canine orgies for profit.

Although, the real thing is arguably funnier than any parody:

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