Dennis Quaid Quiets Meg Ryan's Giant Collagen Mouth

Posted at 1:45 PM Sep 29, 2008

By Kenny Herzog

You don't mess with a man who's spent 90 fictional minutes inside the manically gyrating body of Martin Short. Or a bunch of other women while he's been cheating on you.

Meg Ryan should have realized this before vomiting up the creepy, unnecessary private insights surrounding her ancient-news divorce to Dennis Quaid, ostensibly using national media sympathy as a glorified therapist's couch.

Well, now Dennis is playing tabloid menace, having ranted to the New York Daily News that, "It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship. Also, I find it regrettable that our son, Jack, has to be reminded in a public way of the turmoil and pain that every child feels in a divorce."

Daaaaamn. But Dennis, in fairness, who has time to worry about the welfare of their children when they're starring in crappy movies about cancer patients who have adulterous makeout sessions in the rain with 20-somethings who later make out with their on-screen daughter?

(Quick side note: During a 1987 screening of Innerspace, a friend leaned over mid-film and punched me in the face for no reason, and I had to leave the theater with a bloody nose. True story. Maybe that's where all this latent vitriol comes from.)